The Bean Song (Which Way To Boston?)

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston Bean Town USA I'm just a lost Looking for Boston Somebody show me the way I've dined on beans around the world And put them to the test And Boston has the greatest beans To heck with all the rest So when I crave a plate of beans No matter where I been I hit the road for Boston Mass to find a beanery Which way to Boston, which way to Boston Bean Town USA I'm just a lost un Looking for Boston Somebody show me the way They cook um to a golden brown Serve them in a pot And everybody forms a line To get them while they're hot I've heard it said they banned some books And cut some movie scenes But one thing I am certain of Is they'll never ban those beans Which way to Boston, which way to Boston Bean Town USA I'm just a lost un Looking for Boston Somebody show me the way I met a girl from Idaho and one from Delaware But the girl that's gonna win my heart Cooks Boston bill of fare I'm tired of feeding black-eyed beans I'm sick of mustard greens But nothing makes me feel as good As when I'm full of beans Which way to Boston, which way to Boston Bean Town USA I'm just a lost un Looking for Boston Somebody show me the way Which way to Boston, which way to Boston Bean Town USA I'm just a lost un Looking for Boston I've got to go there Spend all my dough there Somebody show me the way