All the way from Palm Springs,
Just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome,
Let's give some applause
Greetings all hello, welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
8 balls at one time,
I'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X, coke, and K
You should be okay in several hours
He's got oversized shoes and ill fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose
I'm Cokie the Clown, I will trip you down
Those 12 giant steps, I brought you all presents
Against good judgement, but being a good host
You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall from rohypnol in the lemonade, Cokie homemade
He's the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's Cokie the Clown.
