Myself and my girl was lying in bed
She took a comb and start to scratch my head
Me and my chick was lying in bed
She took a comb and start to scratch my head.
In a romantic way she then held me tight
She held on to my top lip and gave me a bite
I asked her, "Darling, why you bit me?"
She said, "You fool! You don't need glasses to see."
So I then asked her the reason why
She gazed into my eyes and started to cry
And she began to roll all over the bed
I saw her eyes was getting so red
And like a wrestler she held me in a clinch
She kissed me on my cheek and give me a pinch
I asked her, "Darling, why you pinch me?"
She said, "You fool! You don't need glasses to see."
I lie down on the bed very cool and calm
She took her head and placed it on my right arm
And she told me, "Invader, dearie, honey,
You know I love you sincerely?"
I made a move to to go, she said, "Not a foot!"
She drag me in my collar and give me a butt
I asked her, "Darling, why you butt me?"
She said, "You fool! You don't need glasses to see."
She then got up and turn off the light
She said, "Invader, is trouble in here tonight!"
She locked the door and she hid the key
She said, "Honey, you know you torturing me."
I pretended as though I didn't hear
She took a feather and started tickling my ear
I asked her, "Darling, why tickle me?"
She said, "You fool! You don't need glasses to see."
