What a Mouth

Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fella' If he had another mouth he'd look much wella' But his face Cleared him from winning the beauty show It was like a steam boat funnel or a railway arch, or the blackwall tunnel if you can't see Jim when he opens his mouth you'll know And as poor jim goes walking about You can hear the kids all hollerin' out What? What? oh erm. What a mouth! What a mouth! What a north and south blimey what a mouth he's got now when he was a baby lord oh lummee! his poor old mummy used to feed him with a shovel. what a gap poor chap he's never been known to laugh 'cos if he did it's a penny to a quid that his mouth would fall in 'alf. Mouth so large Lord oh lummee He could whisper in his own ear ain't it funny now to quench his thirst now he's got to take a drink oh my he got so drunk one foggy morn he laid in the road and started to yawn and a poor old man was delivering coals close by and he went to shoot the load he saw jim's mouth out in the road What? What? oh yes hmm... What a mouth! What a mouth! What a north and south blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man being a short sighted fella when he saw jims mouth he took it for the cellar and he shot the lot right into his mouth no joke Jims got a tummy full of coal and he coughs up lumps of ce What? What? oh blimey I thought it was all over What a mouth! What a mouth! What a north and south blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man being a short sighted fella when he saw jims mouth he took it for the cellar and he shot the lot right into his mouth no joke Jims poor souls got a tummy full of coal and he coughs up lumps of ce Oi! Oi! Oi!