Youda heard about Sotos
Long in the West Indies
Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau
And Jack McKennys
All these men are famous
For their exploits in da sea
But there is one diver that I envy
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who's made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
At every dive convention
You can find him here
Man does he have women
They follow him everywhere
It is such a mystery
That scuba ladies love him
Funny thing about it
Jeff don't even swim
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who's made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
Now the fad that Jeff has started
Has gained popularity
Everbody's trying it on
The land and in da sea
Some might turn their noses up
But we all know it's true
Way down deep inside they
Wish they were muff divers too
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who's made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
