I've just come back from a cannibal isle called Hi-tiddly-hi-ti-ti
Where a dusky queen said "Hello Bean!" and gave me the goo-goo eye
Her face was like an empty space, and my poor heart went 'bing'
I tried to go but she shouted, "Whoa!" And made me her"Hi-ti" King
In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style
The girls out there are full of sport,
and were their frocks a trifle short
Some are simply 'wrapped in thought'
In Hi-Tiddly-Hi-Ti Isle
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style
Young couples go to bathe, you'll find
And leave their bathing suits behind
It's a darned good job that love is blind
In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style
The life's so fast and swift and gay
You live two weeks then fade away
I'm taking the wife for a fortnights stay
In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile
Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style
Instead of grass the cows chew pins
And when their milking time begins
The milk comes out in shilling tins
On Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle
