I heard that pretty voice
And I looked around
Trying to remember her face
Looked so familiar
Then all of those years began rushing by
I measured the time by that look in her eye
Sometimes shit happens
Maybe it's just happened again
Now, she was pretty young
And I was wildly handsome
She tried to win my heart
And hold her virtue ransom
Yeah but hotter heads prevailed
'Cause I was so the boner
It wasn't disrespect, man, I just forgot to phone her
Hey, sometimes shit happens
Maybe it's just happened again
I know things never seem to work out with me
But I know that I can't be to blame
For all those things you're taking out on me
Seemed to be prone to some lighter indiscretions
I promised I was better, I finally learned my lesson
Then you caught me in the bathroom with a waitress named Suzanna
In the only Chinese restaurant in Butte, Montana
Hey, sometimes shit happens
Maybe it's just happened again
I know things never seem to work out with me
But I know that I can't be to blame
For all those things you're taking out on me
You moved away to a place by the water
You married a banker, you have pretty daughters
It could have been me, if not for ole Suzanna
In the only Chinese restaurant in Butte, Montana
Hey, sometimes shit happens
Well, maybe it's just happened
Yeah, sometimes shit happens
Hey, maybe it's just happened
Hey, sometimes shit happens
Maybe it's just happened again
