Well old Johnny Bucker he lived by himself,
As long as he had perfect health
Then one day he took himself a wife
For to look after him for the rest of his life.
Singing I do believe, I do believe
Old Johnny Bucker was a gay old bugger
And a gay old bugger was he
Now old Mrs. Bucker she had a bad leg
And the doctor ordered her to bed
He called for Johnny and he said to him
You'll have to rub you're old wife's leg with gin.
Singing I do believe, I do believe
Old Johnny Bucker was a gay old bucka
And a gay old bucka was he.
Now old Johnny Bucker thought it would be a sin
To rub his old wife's leg with gin
So he got the gin and he poured it down his throttle
And he rubbed his old wife's leg with the bottle
Singing I do believe, I do believe
Old Johnny Bucker was a gay old bucker
And a gay old bucka was he.
Now old Johnny Bucka went walking that day
And down by the river he happened to stray
He fell in and he began to shout
But there's no bugger there to pull the bugger out.
Singing I do believe, I do believe
Old Johnny Buckwr was a gay old bucker
And a gay old bucker was he.
Oh the Lord made bees and the bees made honey
And the Lord made a man of the man who made honey
Oh the Lord made the devil and the devil made sin
And they had to dig a hole for to put the bugger in.
Singing I do believe, I do believe
Old Johnny Bucker was a gay old bucker
And a gay old bucker was he.
