Your five-year-old face is a dirty disgrace
But you love me, daddy
You scatter your toys
And you make too much noise
But you love me, daddy
You know little lad
You can be pretty bad
But you love me, daddy
You wake me at dawn
When I want to sleep on
But you love me, daddy
Now you eat the cookies
When I tell you, "No"
But you love me, daddy
'Cause you tell me so
You're so hard to scold
'Cause you're my five-year-old
And 'cause you love me, daddy
When I dress you up
You go play with the pup
But you love me, daddy
When I use the phone
You won't leave me alone
But you love me, daddy
You make sister wail
Pulling her ponytail
But you love me, daddy
You scratch up the floor
And you write on the door
But you love me, daddy
You ask foolish questions
Now, you know that true
But you love me, daddy
Now you know you do
You're so hard to scold
'Cause you're my five-year-old
And 'cause you love me, daddy
