Motherless Bastard

Child: "Mommy! Daddy... Mommy! Daddy!... Mom? Dad?" Man: "You have no mother or father." Child: "Yeah I do!" Man: "No, they left; they went somewhere else." Child: "No, you're right here! I do!" Man: "I'm not; I don't know you." Child: "Daddy... " Man: "Don't touch me; don't call me that in public."