Mister Five By Five

Well, twirl my turban, man alive Here comes Mister Five by Five He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys Solid avoirdupois Mister Five by Five Five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side Mister Five by Five Got fifteen chins and a line of jive He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister Five by Five That man can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or goin' Mister Five by Five He's slightly plump on the solid side He don't shake it no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side He's Mister Five by Five