The Drum Major

Left, Right, here we come Tah rah rah rah rah rah, pum pum pum People ... something... the band comes by Tah rah rah rah rah rah, pum pum All pretty girls look out, when they hear they we're about Oh of course you'll understand, how they don't step on the band Especially the gay drum major With my baton in my hand, don't you think we all look grand? So you now can understand, why the darlings love the band Especially the gay drum major So you now can understand, why the darlings love the band Especially, especially, especially the gay drum major Off we go to war, hurrah! Tar rah rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah People say as we march away Tah rah rah rah rah rah, rah rah But when shots begin to fly, why should we lie down and die When of course you'll understand, it's not expected of the band Especially the gay drum major So we just begin to play, then we genteelly march away For we must not risk our lives, we have sweethearts, we have wives Especially the gay drum major For we must not risk our lives, we have sweethearts, we have wives Especially, especially, especially the gay drum major When its over a-home we come Tah rah rah rah rah rah, pum pum pum What a fuss they make of us, tah rah rah rah rah, pom pom How they ask us how to dine, how we put away the wine Well of course you'll understand, that's expected of the band Especially the gay drum major. Something something... Cry 'disarm'?, Have no fear you'll come to harm There's the danger for the land, if they only leave the band Especially, especially, especially the bold drum major With my baton in my hand, don't you think we all look grand So you now can understand, why the darlings love the band Especially the gay drum major So you now can understand, why the darlings love the band Especially, especially, especially the bold drum major