The Mummy's Ball

Well, there was a party going on at the mummy's a-house Everything was going fine Until somebody stepped on the mummy's a-foot It was Frankenstein They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started reeling and a-dealing and a-fussing and a-fighting All night long Then Frankenstein said to the mummy "You ain't nothin' but a dummy" He said "You ain't nothin' but a drag" He stepped in the crazy rag Oh a party going on at the mummy's a-house Everybody was there There was a Frankenstein, a Wolfman, a Dracula A old lady in a rocking chair They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started reeling and a-dealing and a-fussing and a-fighting All night long Yeah! This is Dracula speaking (evil laugh) Phantom of the night on the (?) vein Get the taste of the blood (evil laugh) Yeah Then Dracula said to Frankenstein "That tore up mummy is a friend of mine" Then Wolfman jumped up in his face "Do you wanna take his place?" Oh a party going on at the mummy's a-house Everybody was there There was a Frankenstein, a Wolfman, a Dracula A old lady in a rocking chair They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started fighting, doo bop doo bop They started reeling and a-dealing and a-fussing and a-fighting All night long All night long Hey, stay down man! Who you calling a dummy? I uh really am talking to you, Jim Well, you know me, man. I'm laid up, Jack Laid up? With that bum leg, you can't even mashed potatuh