I'm shithead and I walk like this
I'm shithead and I dance like this
I'm shithead and I can only count to six
What the heck come after six?
I'm shithead and I always wear clothes
I'm a machine
I'm shithead and I'm stuck in this bag
I'm shithead and I'm a bad girl
I'm shithead and my brother is Bono
I'm shithead and my dad won't miss home
I'm shithead and I'm definitely not Asian
I'm shithead and I've never seen a flower
I'm shithead and I've seen God
I'm shithead and I've never been hungry
I'm shithead and I like to clap
I'm shithead and I do a blackflip
I'm shithead and I'm always drunk
I'm shithead, need an abortion?
I'm shithead and I burnt down a hospital
I'm shithead and I forgot how to breathe
I'm shithead and I sing in the choir
I'm shithead and I can guarantee protection
I'm shithead and I always come first
I'm shithead and I jump across the street
I'm shithead and I sleep in a chair
I'm shithead, not a meaty bass riff
I'm shithead and my body's a magnet
I'm shithead and I'm immune to AIDS
I'm shithead and I only like anal
I'm shithead and I cough up blood
I'm shithead and you better not hiccup
(Hic)
I'm shithead and doctors say I don't have much time left
I'm shithead and I'm allergic to my tongue
I'm shithead and I gotta pee with the lights off
I'm shithead, 'cause I'll find you
I'm shithead and I don't believe in gravity
I'm shithead and I-
I'm shithead and everything's a joke
