Talent Show

I been trying to develop an alternative fuel From a mix of all natural substances But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel (I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?) Marijuana motherfucker Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes Teachers, staff and students I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush So without further ado, let's get this show on the road First contestant, bring your talent to the foreground And let your smoke be yo' background Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out I buy it, don't even know the price I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's 'bout to go down We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die All we need up in here's hoes now Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside Uh, got a joint filled with quality shit My bottom bitch smokin' with me, niggas talk shit All of 'em shrimp, I'm a big fish Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this, groupies on my dick Several kush is on my hitlist, in and out these niggas bitches Smokin' tree and not to mention hustlin', tryin' to mind my business You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skippin' Yeah, I hear what they sayin', just be too high to listen 'Bout my money trippin', if I even fold it wrong Ya ain't smokin' this good, if it's foul tell you I sold it all Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all Or say fuck it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg I show off, I show off, I show off Car push to start, hit the button once it go off Keep the money comin' in and the papers rolled up And ain't worried 'bout a hatin' nigga, they get no love Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out I buy it, don't even know the price I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's 'bout to go down We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die All we need up in here's hoes now Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside I go green like I was Archbishop Don Juan And blow circles 'round you suckas like a marathon My gym teacher told me, but I didn't listen My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention It sure beats suspension, this is my audition So play yo' position, get the picture I envision Did she mention, Snoop Dogg was made for kissin' A barricuda fishin', she on a mission for me Pleasure, pain and glory, and my inventory My SAT's, my lil' bitch she did 'em for me And now we prancin' on stage at the talent show We floss in my clothes, my chain and my knapsack Full of that, hand me that, can you see my telescope Principle, said she wanna see me 'cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money, trippin', even if I fold it wrong Blowin' zones with Wiz 'cause this is the protocol Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out I buy it don't even know the price I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me to visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's 'bout to go down We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die All we need up in here's hoes now Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside Yeah, it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan It's a talent show, and everybody got to know You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready So when I stepped in, for the talent show I had stole the show, because I was already ready Everybody shoulda know they part Because the whole world is the stage, and everybody play a part So when you at the talent show, you got to know yo' part And you got to know when to move, and when not to move And by me being a famous player, and know my game I took the talent show, because I had style I had flash, I had originality I had me, and that's what it's all about When you doin' a talent show, you got to be you Green for the money, gold for the honey I'm the original...