Well, today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car
He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit
He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star
And today he's 40 years old, going on 20
Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any
But little young thing beside him, he just melts in his hand
He's on middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
He's gotta a woman that he's loved for a long, long time at home
Ah, but the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights
They've got a business, it's been a while coming by
Been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high
And today he's 40 years old, going on 20
And he hears of sordid affairs, and he ain't had any
And the young thing beside him, he thinks she'd understand
That he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, he's still can
My girl, I still can