Heart of Lothian

==I. Wide Boy== Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian Wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian Wide boys, we were wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian These hearts of Lothian It's six o'clock in the tower blocks Stalagmites of culture shock And the trippers of the light fantastic, bow down, hoe-down Spray their pheromones on this perfume uniform And anarchy smiles in the Royal Mile And we're waiting on the slyboys, flyboys, wideboys Rooting, tooting cowboys Lucky little ladies at the watering holes They'll score the Friday night goals I was born with a heart of Lothian I was born with a heart of Lothian I was born with a heart of Lothian With a heart of Lothian ==II. Curtain Call== And the man from the magazine wants another shot of you all curled up 'cause you look like an actor in a movie shot But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot How did I get in here anyway? Do we really need a playback of the show? 'cause the wide boy wants to head for the watering hole Let's go And the man in the mirror has sad eyes