Sleepin' in a van between A and B
Suckin' dick for ecstasy
Paid a 70-year-old hooker to make out with me
Now the get-high-shack is just a memory
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door, so mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
Tried to buy your love, but I came up short
So I fucked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
My girl's got a dick hangin' out of her shorts
Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door, so mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
Oh baby, I know you love the good ol' days
Cruisin' on the Long Island Expressway
I used to be dead, but now I'm gay
And all I ever think about is drowning, drowning
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door, so mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
