Stick to the Status Quo

You can bet there's nothin' but net When I am in a zone and on a roll But I got a confession, my own secret obsession And it's making me lose control Everybody gather 'round Well, if Troy can tell his secret, then I can tell mine I bake What? I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy Not another sound Someday, I hope to make the perfect crême brûlée! No, no, no, no No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status quo Look at me and what do you see? Intelligence beyond compare But, inside, I am stirring, something strange is occurring It's a secret I need to share Open up, dig way down deep Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break Is that even legal? Not another peep It's just dancing! Sometimes, I think it's cooler than homework No, no, no, no No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know It is better by far to keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status quo Listen, well, I'm ready to tell About a need that I cannot deny Dude, there's no explanation for this awesome sensation But I'm ready to let it fly Speak your mind and you'll be heard Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer, then I'm comin' clean I play the cello! Awesome! What is it? A saw? No, dude, it's like a giant violin Not another word Do you have to wear a costume? Coat and tie No, no, no, no No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status quo, oh No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know It is better by far to keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status quo This is not what I want This is not what I planned And I just gotta say I do not understand Something is really Something's not right! Really wrong And we gotta get things back where they belong We can do it Gotta play Stick with what you know We can do it Hip hop, hooray She has got to go We can do it Crême brûlée! Keep your voice down low Not another peep, no Not another word, no Not another sound, no Everybody, quiet! Why is everybody staring at you? Not me, you Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me, I really can't No! No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know (stick to the stuff you know) If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status quo, oh No, no, no Stick to the stuff you know (stick to the stuff you know) It is better by far to keep things as they are Don't mess with the flow, no, no Stick to the status Stick to the status Stick to the status quo