Technology

The wave of the future, it's technology Easy as pie, try it and see There's a newer, faster way to get things done User-friendly and fun It says, "Out with the old!", with no apology It's called technology Calculators and fax machines Electric grinders for your coffee beans CD players you don't plug in Instant banking if you know your PIN Cable channels and satellites All encoded with bits and bytes Hand-held games are fun for kids Electric openers to flip your lids The Internet! The best thing yet (a million places for you to go) The Internet! Come surf the net (a million ways that you can spend your dough) The Internet! Let's not forget (the latest graphics to knock off your socks) The Internet! It's your best bet (it's like a library in a box) The wave of the future, it's technology Easy as pie, try it and see There's a newer, faster way to get things done User-friendly and fun It says "Out with the old!", with no apology It's called technology Wireless headsets and cordless phones Little piggies that just might be clones A zillion choices of food you crave Cook it faster in your microwave Electric toothbrush to brush your teeth Rotate the angle to get underneath Laser surgery to fix your eyes Liposuction to reduce your thighs Technology and Geology (with carbon dating, we can test the rocks) Technology and Musicology (we know the color of Beethoven's socks) Technology and Cosmology (the latest planets are all aglow) Technology and Biology (The chicken or the egg? I still don't know) What do you think? Alright, all you ducks, all together now! The wave of the future, it's technology (Easy as pie!) I like rhubarb (Try it and see) it's good! There's a newer, faster way to get things done User-friendly and fun (oh, so much fun!) It says "Out with the old!", with no apology (with no apology) It's called technology Technology! Technology! (Whoa-ho-ho, did you hear that note?) Technology! Bloody technology, technology Whoa-ho-ho, just flip the switch!