Throw the 'R' Away

I've been so sad Since you said my accent was bad He's worn a frown This Caledonian clown I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate To make sure my words On your saxon ears don't grate But I wouldn't know a single word to say If I flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away Some days I stand On your green and pleasant land How dare I show face When my diction is such a disgrace? I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate To make sure my words On your saxon ears don't grate But I wouldn't know a single word to say If I flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away You say that if I want to get ahead The language I use should be left for dead It doesn't please your ear And though you tell it like a leg-pull It seems your still full of John bull You just refuse to hear Oh, what can I do To be understood by you? Perhaps for some money I could talk like a bee dripping honey. I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate To make sure my words On your saxon ears don't grate But I wouldn't know a single word to say If I flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away You say that if I want to get ahead The language I use should be left for dead It doesn't please your ear And though you tell it like a leg-pull I think your still full of John bull You just refuse to hear He's been so sad 'Cause you said his accent was bad He's worn a frown This Caledonian clown I'm just going to have to learn to hesitate To make sure my words On your saxon ears don't grate But I wouldn't know a single word to say If I flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away Flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away If I flattened all the vowels And I threw the "R" away