The Murders In the Rue Morgue (feat. Steve Balsamo)

(Extra, extra, read all about it!) They found another victim but she's barely alive (Murder! Murder!) She must have known who done it but she didn't survive (Murder! Murder!) There might have been a dozen, but they think there's only two (Murder! Murder! Read all about it!) They might have spoken Russian but we haven't got a clue Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! They didn't force the windows and they didn't break the doors (Murder! Murder!) There's blood upon the celing and a razor on the floor (Murder! Murder!) Somebody heard an argument, somebody heard a crash (Murder! Murder!) They didn't touch the jewelry, they didn't steal the cash They broke up all the funiture, smash smash smash! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! By a process of deduction I have come to the conclusion The crime is not committed, and the murder an illusion The body's a reality and not destroyed by spirits But whatever must have happened, it was over in minutes Police have got a problem, they don't know where to look They need to find a suspect to get them off the hook Although it's plainly obvious, they cannot understand That the criminal was no ordinary man The perpetrator just slipped through their hands They found the mother lying in the middle of the room (Ghastly! Murder!) The daughter in the chimney stack stuck up like a broom (Murder! Murder!) The police are getting nowhere, they don't know what to do (Murder! Murder!) They even asked a psychic, but nothing's coming through Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! They might be still in hiding, they might be on the run (Murder! Murder!) They're trying to find the motive but they've only just begun (Murder! Murder!) They've guarded off the neighborhood, no one can get through (Murder! Murder!) They haven't found a footprint, they haven't found a shoe They're all completely baffled, it's a fine how-to-do! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! By the clarity of reason I have come to my decision Though the facts are unequivocal, they tend to blur the vision An exit was impossible, the lock had not been fiddled Though the motive was invisible, the riddle was unriddled In light of comprehension by a process of deduction We eliminate impossible and end up with instruction For, sure as my name is Auguste Dupin The criminal was an orangutan The animal escaped from the clutches of its master Who chased him through the town, but the animal was faster He got in through a window, quite how, it doesn't matter Then it found an open razor and alarmed them with a clatter The ladies must have screamed in their terror and their dread And it flailed its arms--slash, slash, slash--they were dead! But the fingerprint it left was by no human hand For the murderer was an orangutan Yes the muderer was an orangutan! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! With every possibility the police are off the hook (Murder! Murder!) They couldn't solve the mystery, they want to close the book (Murder! Murder!) It might be still in hiding or it might be on the run (Murder! Murder!) But then they caught a suspect, their found was nearly done They thought it was all over then they find another one! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue! Murder, murder! Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!