My Little Goat and Me

I'm never lonely any old time I like company I do I've got a pal he's quite a true pal, wherever I go he goes too Were always good companions and never disagree We're very fond of one another, My Little Goat and Me Last night I met a French girl, she smiled and said "Wee, wee" I said don't put rude questions please, to My Little Goat and Me We're just like brothers, each others troubles we share They call us "Silly Billy Goats" but we don t care While resting in the country, some birds up in a tree They didn't pay the least respect to My Little Goat and Me I never let him ramble alone, astray he has never done The lead I must take out, People can't make out which end the goat is on The day that I got married, my bride was all at sea As down the aisle she followed after my Little Goat and Me At bedtime I said, Wifey, you sleep on our settee In bed there's only room enough for My Little Goat and Me We're just like brothers, each others troubles we share They call us "Silly Billy Goats" but we don t care Down on the farm a milkmaid as busy as can be This afternoon she milked three cows and My Little Goat and Me A boss-eyed man was shooting at a shooting gallery He fired two shots and hit two bulls and My Little Goat and Me Some airmen up at Hendon, searched for a flying flea I said there's thousands if you look on My Little Goat and Me We're just like brothers, each others troubles we share They call us "Silly Billy Goats" but we don t care Last night our housemaid shouted, 'neath my bed - I can see Burglars, I said don't be daft, it's My Little Goat and Me