Little field mice livin' under the house
Never eatin' much, tough life for a mouse
And if you think you're gonna be spared
You're wrong
Field mice, head lice, spiders in the kitchen
Don't think twice 'bout whatever keeps you itchin'
Ice water, flyswatter, gonna get you through
The day
Heat is rollin' in like Hell's red rug
Stinkin' like the breath of Beelzebub
And if you think you won't walk on coals
You will
Field mice, head lice, spiders in the kitchen
Don't think twice 'bout whatever keeps you itchin'
Ice water, flyswatter, gonna get you through
The day
The day
Field mice, head lice, spiders in the kitchen
Don't think twice 'bout whatever keeps you itchin'
Ice water, flyswatter, gonna get you through
The day
That's real good
Oh, yeah
