Dark Lord Funk - Harry Potter "Uptown Funk" Parody (feat. Eli Thomas)

This Wiz, I'm ice cold Im Voldemort, That white gold This one, for that H.P. Says he hates me But what can he do? Caught the kid, boy who lived Harry's outta luck With the Elder wand, stop the chosen one Maybe make a new horcrux? (Ha!) I'm too hot (hot hand) Call an Auror up to try and stop this man I'm too hot (hot hand) Make a headmaster retire man I'm too hot (hot hand) Don't say my name, you know who I am! I'm too hot (hot hand) Am I bad 'bout this curse Avada down now Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on!) Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh! Stop! Wait a minute Fill my goblet, put some fire in it Grasp the hands, make the vow Come on 'Trix, seal this now! We takin Diagon, Knockturn, Hogsmede, Anywhere! If we show up, we gon' curse out Badder than that Devil's Snare (Ha!) I'm too hot (hot hand) Call an Auror up to try and stop this man I'm too hot (hot hand) Make a headmaster retire man I'm too hot (hot hand) Witch, say my name, you know who I am! I'm too hot (hot hand) Am I bad 'bout this curse Crucio now Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo) Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya! It's Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on!) Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh! Before we leave Imma tell Harry Potter a lil' somethin Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up I said Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Come on, curse! Just cast it If you got the mark, then blast it If you're pureblood, we'll have it No need to fear the dark magic! Come on, curse! Just cast it No need to fear the dark magic Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on) Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Don't believe me, just watch! Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh! Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up (Say Whaa!?) Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up... etc :)