It's the World's Gone Crazy (Cotillion)

(Shel Silverstein - Waylon Jennings) It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home. The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early The early birds showin' up late The straightmen all wanna be funny The funny men all wanna get straight. The villains have turned into heroes The heroes have turned into heels The dealers all wanna be lovers And the lovers all wanna make deals. It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home. Like they ain't inherited nothing The leaders have fallen behind So I'm singing my songs to the deaf men Dancing my dance to the blind. It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home...