Hi, kids, it's the Captain Happy show
Staring me, Captain Happy
Let me get that my magic mirror
I see Bobby, I see Susie, I see Billy
Fuck!
Filled with joy this time of season
I'm always happy for no reason
My favorite sun shining down on me
The sweet little verse of a melody
I love to romp through the hills
And tippy-toe through the daffodils
Mr. Butterfly, will you be my pet?
Let me capture you in my little net
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy, they're so happy, we're so happy
Are you happy, too?
I'm so happy, they're so happy
Wouldn't you like to be happy, too?
He's so happy, she's so happy, we're so happy
Are you happy, too?
I'm so happy, they're so happy
Wouldn't you like to be happy, too?
Fuck!
Dandelions are in the air
Great big flowers are everywhere
I love to pick them every day
Arrange and put them on display
I whirl, I sleep, I jump, I prance
My little feet, they begin to dance
Probably sitting in a tree
A friendly owl hoots at me
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
Let's go
I'm so happy, they're so happy, we're so happy
Are you happy, too?
I'm so happy, they're so happy
Wouldn't you like to be happy, too?
He's so happy, she's so happy, we're so happy
Are you happy, too?
I'm so happy, they're so happy
Wouldn't you like to be happy too?
Fuck!
Graceful floating ladybug
Grandma gives me a great big hug
Little children, great big smiles
As I skip for miles and miles
Grandma gives me a great big sweater
My little life can get no better
Life's so happy and full of joy
I'm lying, it really sucks
I'm so happy (I'm so very happy)
I'm so happy (I really am)
I'm so happy (I'm so very, very happy)
I'm so happy (I'm very, very happy)
I'm so happy (so happy)
I'm so happy
