Last Time That I Saw You

The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell Apologies are probably in order I can tell From the pictures that you posted I look liquid, I look toasted and I probably owe you money as well I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know - I felt down Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town From the second that I started I was done Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone but hot damn I was seeing double singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!) I don't want to see my credit card statement 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 I was pissed, I was plowed I was messed up, blacked out This hangover is gonna last a month Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk I got a YOLO tattoo Drunk dyin everyone I knew A shopping spree on Amazon What the hell was going on? Apparently I drank a bit too much Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk and useless Woke up, I was handcuffed to a breifcase, I was clueless How did I do this? When I went to call the next day I remembered that I lost my phone How the hell did I get that way? I was dazed, I was faded I was sixteen types of wasted I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know - I felt down Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town From the second that I started I was done Started with the last time that I saw you I was drunk