Two-Faced Tom

Who's that man walking down the alley Oh, Two Faced Tom Arm and arm with my gal Sally Oh, Two Faced Tom If that's the man that I call my friend Oh, Two Faced Tom I'm gonna bring that man's life to an end Oh, Two Faced Tom I've got a plan, I've got a plan I'm gonna kill that woman And her brand new man They call Two-Faced Tom He ain't got no soul but he's got good looks Oh, Two Faced Tom He ain't got no charm but a fat pocket book Oh, Two Faced Tom What's the reason that you don't want me Oh, Two Faced Tom To hell with you it wasn't meant to be Oh, Two Faced Tom I've got a plan, I've got a plan I'm gonna kill that woman And her brand new man They call Two-Faced Tom You can lock me up in the county jail Oh, Two Faced Tom One life sentence, no chance for bail Oh, Two Faced Tom But I'll be happy, no I won't get down Oh, Two Faced Tom Just knowing his bones are rotting in the ground Oh, Two Faced Tom I've got a plan, I've got a plan I'm gonna kill that woman And her brand new man They call Two-Faced Tom Listen up fellas and listen up true Oh, Two Faced Tom If your woman is cheating and you don't know what to do Oh, Two Faced Tom There's only one way to make it right Oh, Two Faced Tom And that's to take a gun and end his life Oh, Two Faced Tom I've got a plan, I've got a plan I'm gonna kill that woman And her brand new man They call Two-Faced Tom Jesus, can you hear me from up on high? Oh, Two Faced Tom Said I want to go to heaven now when I die Oh, Two Faced Tom But if you can't let me in your door Oh, Two Faced Tom I better see that woman and her man down below Oh, Two Faced Tom I've got a plan, I've got a plan I'm gonna kill that woman And her brand new man They call Two-Faced Tom