Hello, it's me
I've avoided you forever, while consuming calories
I love donuts, mac and cheese
They say kale has antioxidants, but I'm anti-leafy greens
Hello, can you save me?
I'm in calisthenics, dreaming 'bout Netflix and Mickey D's.
When I was younger, these jeans
Used to fit me, now my booty's got them bursting at the seams.
There's more circumference to my gut
And no gap between my thighs
Hella cravings for some fries
I did one push-up and then I cried
And my glutes are shaking every time I lunge
And this gluten-free bread tastes just like a sponge
Hella pizza late at night
I keep saying just one more slice
And I feel so hangry breakfast, dinner, and lunch
And the ice cream truck is the only reason I run anymore
Hello, crossfit fanatic.
I know what you're gonna say: I'll get addicted once I'm at it.
And I know
You mean well
But if you shout at me just one
more time, I might commence to snapping
It's no secret that that Zumba Class is the last thing on my mind
Hello, stationary bike
That's not sweat, my body's crying
Emotional scarring, with every squat that I've done
And this veggie smoothie makes me want to throw up
Hello wine and bagel bites
Krispy Kreme gives me life
And I feel so hangry breakfast, dinner, and lunch
And the ice cream truck is the only reason I run anymore
