I know I'm not self-righteous
Regardless of what you might think,
All your beliefs should be shoved down the kitchen sink
Because I know I'm right
And everything else you say will be said so out of spite
I don't have to justify the way I live to anyone else
And your questioning is only a pretext for your jealousy
You'll try as hard as you can but you'll never win out totally
And the only way to succeed is if you be a direct clone of me
I'm going to make the world like me
It's the easiest way you see
And I know that for a fact
But if you disagree, well, you're wrong
And I'll make you change your mind before long
Because it's the best way to be
If you be like me
