You Better Not Do That

I'm just a plain ol' country kid and I like to do what's right Just like any other boy I like to hold 'em tight Sometimes they got resistence put no matter how I tried Then a cute little gal just looks at me with a gleam in her eye And I'll say you better not do that now and she'll say why And I'll say cause you just better not do that When I was in a country school I always had a girl They'd laugh and giggle awful cute and put me in a whirl And everyday at recess time they followed me outside I'd scratch my head and wonder how they're ever satified And I'd say honey you better not do that now and she'd say why And I'll say cause you just better not do that Now when I was a little older I went to the country dance [ steel ] I went to have a little fun I was a thinkin' bout romance But the dim lights just lured them on and they'd snuggle up to me I knew I couldn't last too long I'm new man on scene And I'd say baby you better not do that now and she'd say why And I'd say cause you just better not do that Well that's the way my life has been ain't it a cryin' shame How much longer can I last if I keep playin' her game Sometimes I don't know who I am don't pay on what they're doin' I'm afraid in years to come that girls will be my ruin And I'll say ah honey you better not do that now and she'll say why And I'll say cause you just better not do that now and she'll say why Goerge And I'll say ah well uhm ah ha ha ha okay it's alright if you do that