Lars Is Gay

Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay, but the gayest is James Guess who's really fuckin' gay Robert, Lars and Kirk and James They like suckin' cocks while their butthole's bein' pounded They like dicks in every hole They all swallow asses whole Kirk does Lars who is already gay with James and Robert Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay, but the gayest is James James will finger Kirk 'til six Then suck on Rob and Lars' dicks While the balls of Kirk are safe inside his ass Kirk's hand is fisted up When it's twisted in James' butt Ass to mouth, thrust to bust In James' ass, yeah Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay (with James) Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay, Lars is a Hobbit Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Cliff was gay, Jason's gay Rob's a faggot Ass to mouth, thrust to bust In James' ass Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay (with James) Kirk is gay, Robert's gay Lars is gay, but the gayest is James Ass to mouth (ass to mouth) Thrust to bust (thrust to bust) James' ass (James' ass) The gayest is James, yeah They're gay like Sting and Bono Yeah, yeah, yeah, heah They sure like suckin' dick Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da (Gay, yes) Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da (at least on the downlow) (Gay, yes) Da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da (at least on the downlow) Da, da-da-da, da, da, da "Welcome to the Band" "Congratulations" "You're one of us now" Holy shit, I'm in Metallica, this is awesome This is like my dream come true This is every Metallica fan's dream come true This is like the greatest thing of all time, I can't believe I'm here Nothing could ruin this, even I can't fuck this up, oh my god I don't even know what to say Oh, I-I-I-I should say something, I guess "Hey, good thing you guys aren't a buncha niggers" "I'm with ya brother"