Security

Lookin' at the TV screen See the man that I should be Flip flops on a sandy beach A cold beer, livin' up the dream I guess this is reality This product I must really need And when I get it I'll be happy All I need's security Security Security Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes Turnin' in my resume Do a few interviews Remember firm handshake Look 'em in the eye Back straight Say your GPA and don't you dare lie Well maybe I could lie If it means getting the job I'll do anything, I'll try Get turned down 30 times, and get an internship All aboard, now it's money time, I'm 'bout to be the shit All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security Handcuff, handcuff, doggie leash and rope Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go As I climb the coporate ladder security starts to grow I can't wait until the day they call me CEO Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go Just like a man with freedom, just like pinocchio Cubicle-ee-oh pinochiochio, yeah All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars Mansions on the waterfront, steak and caviar Everything I want but far from what I need Security, security, I'm about to be really... I'm about to be really... Shit, why don't I feel happy? Shit, why don't I feel happy? Shit, why don't I feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? Shit, why don't we feel happy? I guess it's 'cause we believe only thing that we need is this made up thing we call security Two cold beers, a hot bitch and security All I really need All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch and security