One Eyed Man

Many many years ago There was a one eyed man He sat upon a golden throne And ruled a sightless land His crowning lacked sagacity He wasn't aristocracy They crowned him just cause he could see He was a one eyed man He was a careless guy He had no depth of field He guarded his one eye With all that he could wield He made a lot of silly rules And rode upon a pack of mules While showing off his family jewels And no one knew at all One day his kingdom was attacked By monsters in the night They honed in on his lonely eye And robbed him of his sight He ran into the streets and cried "Come everyone with me and hide!" He led them off a cliff and died Farewell to the one eyed man