Went to the confessional and honey I confessed
Said a Hail Mary and then chucked the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Went and caught a pheasant and I grabbed her by the breast
Plucked a tail feather and then chucked the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh chuck the rest
Down in Weeziana there's a standardized test
You drink the blood of witches and then chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
This is what the aliens will do with the west
Grab Wyoming and then chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh chuck the rest
Back in the confessional I bowed and I confessed
Drank the holy water and then chucked the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
Ooh chuck the rest
Mama drank Colgate, Daddy drank Crest
Gramma drank the red wine and said chuck the rest
Ooh, chuck the rest
