Suckerz Promises

You cain't chew life with a broken tooth! You don't backstroke up the fountain of youth! You won't mainline dreamtime! Ain't no price tag on your peace of mind! From the pimp roll to the Nashville stroll Freakshow to the Hollywood bowl It's all fools gold, vain skywriting Hang a worm on a hook And everyone's biting them Suckerz promises In the wake of deception Suckerz promises And in the hope of redemption Suckerz promises In the holy grail of love Now check out the chick with the credit card eyes! She got a freeze dried souls as the silicone sighs! She spends about as good as a Kinko's dollar! She's a pitch man with a pitch fork hollering "Shut your mind, open your pocket! Hey ho, time to pony up the dough!" You best Q-tip your ears cause the truth I'm selling Is that propped up behind the hopping and the yelling Is a whole lotta Suckerz promises In the wake of deception Suckerz promises And in the hope of redemption Suckerz promises In the holy grail of love Now I ain't hip and I don't much care My hips do fine just a'getting me there! I take bullshit with a big ole stride You don't step in the stink of no mainstream slime! 'Cause suck on the bait and sad but true In the end my friend the jokes on you! 'Cause all it takes turning nickels to dimes Is product a hook, some bait and a line A line of them Suckerz promises In the wake of deception Suckerz promises And in the hope of redemption Suckerz promises In the holy grail of love