Rainbows and Happy Regrets

Leave it alone or it won't get better You shouldn't touch it at all If there was a fire and You tried to use it It couldn't answer the call It's like an old man in a suit of armor Standing alone in a shed If I wasn't such a humanitarian I'd think it better off dead Scotland forever, Erin go Bragh And how may I help you miss? You bring such a passion to kiss You're walking on tiptoes You don't slurp your tea The reason is plain to see You grew up in a house with no TV Give it some air And a special cuddle Don't let it see your concern You are the judge Let's have your ruling It needs some friends Don't say homeschooling Give it a wipe 'Cause now it's drooling Rainbows and happy regrets Oh, Scotland forever, Erin go bragh And, how may I help you miss? You bring such a passion to your kiss You're walking on tiptoes You don't slurp your tea The reason is plain to see You grew up in a house with no TV We will live in an age of second chances Even if they're underserved Now it's awake It heard you calling Up and away There is no stalling Here come those tears It's loudly bawling Rainbows and happy regrets Rainbows and happy regrets