Apd

If you're a pensioned murderer of the APD Or narcotic planting officer on the border patrol If you're a crooked member at the TSA Or you're concerned whose crooked member goes in whose hole If you're listening to my phone calls at the NSA Or you're a water-boarding weasel of the CIA Kindly take your strategies and SHOVE THEM UP on the shelf But since you probably will not change your mind... Go fuck yourself You're lacking all scientific literacy Your slipping slope has shifted to a fucking cliff You're spouting off and spewing out conspiracy Did Occam's razor cut you deep so now you're scared stiff? This is not a call to arms, it's a scream to minds I hate to grandstand here but these are desperate times And if this song has pissed you off or you think its crass Well i'm sorry... You can kiss my ass If we can elect someone who justly wants to lead With common sense, intelligence, and not driven by greed With honesty in policy, then all my fears be quelched And when we vote them in, i'll fuck them myself