I woke up this morning - couldn't find my shoes
Yes, I know who took 'em - I don't need no clues
I got me a case of those mean ol' stalkin' blues
It was a whirlwind romance - just a one week stayin'
Best little affair - kinda got out of hand
God only knows what that woman's got planned!
She got a persecution complex - started real slow
Psychosis, paranoia - fire down below
Now this crazy woman follows me everywhere I go
I changed my number - it didn't change my luck
My phone keeps ringing- right off of the hook
Cause this crazy stalkin' woman wrote the "Crazy Stalkin' Book"!
Ain't got no rabbit she can boil in her pan
Just got a .44 sitting by my right hand
If she comin' in my kitchen - takes a taxi to the promised land
