Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks

Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks That woman was a gem, I tell you Who's the one who make sure napkins are folded? Who's the one who see that bread hasn't molded? Who'll sponge off all the counters? 'Til everything is gleaming? Who'll make sure that your cream of wheat is extra creamy Who's the one to keep the chocolate milk flowing? And who's well first in all nutritional facts? There's no ifs, or ands, or buts, man It's the fabulous Gladys Gutzman Gladys Gutzman, Queen of Snacks And when she makes a P-B-J, she always to aims to please (ah) And if you're lactose intolerant, she'll substitute the cheese (ah) She's sweet as Hershey syrup, she's patient and she's kind It's plain to see her heart is just as big as her behind That's a compliment Yoo-hoo I don't believe it Here she comes now Gladys Gutzman Gladys Gutzman Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys, Gladys Gutzman Why, hello children Who's the one who makes the best macaroni? So nice to see you Who's the one who keeps you full of baloney? Really? Every year is boated, our very favorite schoolin' (stop) Who's right there when you're thirsty with a great big Kool-Aid? Who takes time to bake your favorite cookies? And send you off to mat-well-bed and relax? There's a doubt or doubt who that is Oh, how we adore you, Gladys Gladys Gutzman, Queen of- Gladys Gutzman, Queen of- Gladys Gutzman, Queen of- (S-N-A-C-K-S) snacks Gladys Gutzman Gladys