The Waitress Song

Just leaning on the bar minding my own (business!) When she kicked up a cyclone At the Brass Tap cask pull box (right!) Just long enough to see she's my type (see?) Out of nowhere (nowhere!) came a woman I'd date She was slinging out snifters, handing out plates She had a way with words, had a way with pints Had a way with six ounces poured in flights She looked so great in her outerwear And the way she smiled had my mind impaired She rocked that apron like she just dont care New Edition Bobby Brown button as her flair A satin rose, she was so intriguing Every word flowed smooth like she was singing Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Rene Happens all the happy hours round my way Now I'm aware of what you do Thinkin' I might take the cue Few more minutes 'til I work the nerve to get the digits! Hey waitress I'm feeling butterflies every time You ask to take this Order As I practice my lines And this could be bliss We sip on rum and Coke, extra limes Or we could pop Criss I pay for bottle service with dimes Couldn't get her off my mind couldn't get her off my brain When I slept I dreamt she was a mental hurricane A little Novocaine to the pain in my heart With every sip, every line, it was a brand new start One night I snuck with art & a wink & a nod I would be the seed and she'd be the pod Made a love note image in sidewalk chalk Right there at the pub at the front of the block Wasn't trying to stalk just wanted her to see I'm cute, I'm sweet, I'm Chunjamey Mmm... she just called in sick Now my sweet honeybee is a waiter named Rick Felt kinda ick, I was aiming for the dream A little she and me—supreme type team Wouldn't be a thing if couldn't scale relations From tipper to gipper, my entire vexation Leaving little notes on cars Writing songs on my guitars Clueless those are useless So my head is stuck among the stars Now I'm aware of how you do Thinking if I took the cue Few more minutes til I work the nerve to text those digits! Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay I brought tacos to the bar on Valentine's Day Wanted to make her smile, wanted to make her say, "This love looks and sounds just like a screenplay" Quiet on the set! 'Cause the tacos are here She washed them down with a pint of beer! "These are kinda nice, I am impressed." I said without thinking: "Let's be friends and kiss!" At least I'd like to try, like a chance for this Hold your hand, buy beers, like a modern princess Waitress to Ruckette, a few easy steps Not how you good are, it's how good you wanna prep I fall for all the ladies working at the bars Servers taking orders, counting tips in jars The only problem is it rarely works out Just another guy throwing tips and tipping stouts Think of swiping left or right And thinking I might switch to Sprite Few more minutes til I work the nerve to text those digits! Gina, Julie, Jordan, Marie I'd like to thank you for the drinks that were free Cassie, Connie, Brittney, Benni How bout we rent a Lamborgini Ashley, Alexis, Erika, Katie I'd like to buy eacha you a brand new Mercedez Robin, Rachel, Holly, Denise Why dont we rock and roll in a Chevy Caprice