Three Figs

Look! I have Three figs With purple peels I did a fig pyramid Some people feel that Figs are a bold fruit and vegetable The most detestable Don't you listen You're my best friends this side of the Seine! Figs All in A bunch They want to be my lunch This fig is lone I'll name him Figero I don't know why people hate you so Even Jesus hates you so big and juicy You're my best friends this side of the Seine! Three figs and Lucien! Give the lady her figs and stop playing with them idiot! Three figs and Lucien! Will that be all? I live in your old apartment, 2B Do you know who lived there before you and your family? Well you got me there, dear Ask my parents Get a move on spaz She hasn't got all day! Here, you have to change trains Ah That'll be one frank Give her the bag Take the money Put it in my pocket And don't play with the food Thank you Figero is blue There's nothing on his plate What's Lucien to do? He finds the guy a date! Hah! Date!