Doom Guy vs Master Chief (feat. Jt.Machinima)

Forget my real name Just call me the Doomguy I've been here 23 years Chief you're the new guy How many times you ripped me off? I don't wanna sue ya You're just an expensive weapon But I don't feel bad for fucking your suit up I've conquered the armies of Hell 5 goddamn times in a row And the clip on my weapon is massive 'Cause I don't have the time to reload So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree, the harder the fall How many weapons you're carrying John? Because I'm packing an Arsenal! How many weapons do I need? Hmm... just ONE I'm the weapon It don't matter the gun I'm carrying You must have hit your head A million times on a tree 'Cause you have lost your friggin' mind If you think you're better than me UNSC Master Chief I'm worldwide When I'm running and gunning my barrel is humming and aliens die Eww! You're really disgusting What's with ripping off chins? Haven't you heard about the danger of Blood Borne Pathogens? Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to You better know me, I'm iconic Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic The stakes are high, the chips are down So climb aboard, we're shipping out Being a hero ain't so tough When you love to blow stuff up Enough of the games John You're about to get laid off Don't make me unmake you And then lay you to waste with a chainsaw Without your super soldier juice I bet you ain't strong You weigh a thousand ponds? Wow you need some weigh loss You go mess with ancient temples While I mess with demon tech When I empty out my ammo Then you're gettin' beat to death I paved the way for FPS Nobody's gonna forget me yet You wanna finish the fight But we haven't even gotten messy yet! Hold up, if I need weight loss You need Facial Surgery Look at yourself in the mirror, DOOM GUY It's a tragedy You're into making a mess I'm into doing it clean My mission is precision One shot is all that I need (LISTEN) You think you're scary 'Cause you're covered in blood Well you're not, you're a BITCH What you know 'bout the Flood? (Nothing) I'm the one that's keeping Hell populated with souls While you sit there lickin' your lips over Demon Glory Holes... Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to You better know me, I'm iconic Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic The stakes are high, the chips are down So climb aboard, we're shipping out Being a hero ain't so tough When you love to blow stuff up If you don't put me to sleep Then maybe Halo's story will I gotta hand it to ya Chief You'll be my greatest GLORY KILL I'll scare away the Covenant And put a halo on your head They call you the demon? Maybe I should grab a cross instead And then I'll knock you dead You're nothing but a space cadet I prefer a place that's warmer Do you work at McDonald's? Because I know you hate takin' orders I've gone through tons of bosses But I've only got one job Even Elites will be impressed When I drop all of their JAWS Step to me and I guarantee That I will make you famous Everybody knows, that I'm the pro When it comes to wreckin' anus What do I gotta do to prove to you That you're nothing but a lackey Forget my real name too Chump Just call me Daddy You're messy and disheveled Better get up onto my level I'm a BR Rockstar I don't give a F about the Devil I saved the World, I got the girl And I got nothing to prove You wanna 1v1, then come get some Welcome to YOUR DOOM Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to You better know me, I'm iconic Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic The stakes are high, the chips are down So climb aboard, we're shipping out Being a hero ain't so tough When you love to blow stuff up