Top Songs By Mark The Hammer
Lyrics
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electricical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old refrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Hide a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
I wonder what's this red button do
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways die
Dress us like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between platform
They may rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Writer(s): Oliver James Mcgill, John Mescall
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