Sgt. Major

Wake up Major And stitch on your hat You fell outta bed Then you landed in the cash So what's in your diary today? Call on your main man What can he do for you? Hang out with stupid So you can tell him what to do Major this is your day Living alone in a jar never gets you very far He can read your mind Make you feel alright Sgt. Major knows what you want Knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the major knows what you want Take out your paper Throw it away Everything is useless Ain't got a lot to say Major, this is your way Major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth He starts to explain it But nothing's coming out Major, what can you say Hope that you like who you are Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far He can read your mind Make you feel alright Sgt. Major knows what you want Knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the Major knows what you want I know you think you made it I know what I'm meant to say But while you looked in the mirror I was getting away To you there is nothing to say He can read your mind Make you feel alright Sgt. Major knows what you want Knows what you are One day you'll be a star Yeah the major knows what you want