Top Songs By Original London Cast of The Wind in the Willows
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Original London Cast of The Wind in the Willows
Performer
Toby Higgins
Conductor
Rufus Hound
Performer
Jenna Boyd
Performer
Ryan Pidgen
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
George Stiles
Composer
Anthony Drewe
Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
George Stiles
Producer
Anthony Drewe
Producer
Tris Penna
Executive Producer
Simon Francis
Mastering Engineer
Andy Bradfield
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
Ugh, I'm afraid however I may drape and veil myself
I shall always be Toad
The one and only Toad for all to see
Not necessarily
How so?
To be a woman
Is to present an illusion
Though as a woman
You may appear a bit
Uncouth
But won't it lead to disappointment
And confusion
In all those men who lose their hearts
Then find the truth
To be a woman
Is to be forever strong-full
Ever patient
Well I clearly have those qualities in spades!
Plus I can walk
With quite a wiggle
Have a coy
Yet girlish giggle
And a beauty in repose
That never fades
Well this is astonishing
What a presence
What a figgle
What a waist
Your right
I'm wasted on these prison walls
To be a woman
Is to become more curvaceous
To be a woman
There is a lister to the lips
And should I be far more coquettish
And flirtatious
No!
Let's accentuate those fine child-bearing hips!
To be a woman
Is an art at which I'm sure I'll be a natural
With a flare my masculinity belies!
You need more poise in your department
As for bras is an assortment
As I didn't like to guess about your size
Do you have anything in green?
Toad!
It's such a blessing
My hourglass shape
And time marches on
And now by cross-dressing
I'll make my escape
You ought to be gone
When you've cheekbones as high
They just seem to cry for blusher
Your shameless
I'm just taking some pride
In my feminine side!
Just as a the great Pimpinela looted the French
I shall escape from this cellar
But as a candidly wench
Lord knows he isn't a beauty
Try and I might
Thank God the goggles of beauty
Have trouble with his sight
Well this laundry won't wait
Oh don't be in such a hurry
Kindly step a side
Oh-ho-ho-ho
I don't want to be late
Let's have a closer look at ya'
Getting this load dried
What's under that bonnet
Tubs of water
Lots of soap suds
And substantial stains
C'mon
Get me in a loafer
Oh she's not matching the look of your aunt
The flipping cheek!
Well she makes up for it in personality
Come on auntie!
Straight to the station!
Poop poop!
To be a woman
Is to know a thing or two about survival
With a cunning that is bound to win the day!
If one adopts womanly wiles
And bewitches and beguiles
It's amazing with what one can get away
It's amazing with what one can get away!
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