Thought I'd mix myself a few margaritas
Much too strong I had some trouble get the first one down
And I come home from a ringer's show
And she lays that fresh food down
Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Said all the bullets hit way too many a menace
Seems it all happened while the embassy cameras went down
Phil walks in with a smile on his face
Don't even know who's gonna wear his crown
Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Someone said they hate us 'cause we don't even know why they hate us
And I stood crying while the two tall sisters fell down
Poor young George he's got so much on his plate
He's going to have to bring the hardware down
Look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah look out Charlie, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town
There's a new bartender in town
Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town
Yeah, yeah, there's a new bartender in town
