Better with a Man

When a fellow needs a little helping hand Who'll be there? It's almost guaranteed No one else could ever really understand Only another man knows what you need And when a man has fallen down upon his knees In such a moment, who'd be better than Someone who's self controlled Someone who's strong and bold Someone who's good as gold It's better with a man Better with a man Then you agree, my friend. Indeed i do. When a man is lonely, he can always find Another man who's feeling just the same (henry: that's it. Yes, he can.) Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind You'll both be buying before you know his name (oh, blotto and squiffy!) And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in (come on, ponzo. Come on, ponzo.) Who will cheer as loudly as he can (i will.) Only a man would see The meaning of victory Oh, the comraderie It's better with a man Better with a man Women have much to recommend Lord knows i've had my share Heh heh But when a fellow needs a friend That's a totally different affair Women are soft against your skin They're awfully nice to nestle with But when the sport is masculine You need a man to wrestle with Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell Oh, they will never tell They'll never tell their wives Married men know there are things you must not say Discretion is the only way that love survives Men are always there Always there to share And take good care As mates, as brothers Take a look at us It's been ever thus Since boarding school began Women are too complex Women too often vex Men are a simpler sex It's better with a man Better with a man Better with a man Better with a man Bottoms up!