Get Me What I Need

There's the cool kids, there's the preps and there's the skate punks and the jocks And then there's me There's the losers, there's the nerd and there's the stoners and the goths And then there's me But then there's you! Cause you're the new kid in the school you're not defined by one specific breed And so you're free to flit from group to group from scene to scene Cause you're the conduit, the medium, the go between Which means you're perfectly positioned to get me what I need. They don't like me Even back before the crutches it was clear, I don't fit here So it's hopeless, I can't walk right up to Kendra and say hey She'd run away But look at you, you're making friends and having parties And adapting with impressive speed! Just 20 minutes where we're sitting so our knees could touch Yes it's a tiny inconvenience but it means so much And out of all of Indiana you can get me what I need! Evan: It's impossible And what I need is Kendra (Kendra, Kendra) Beautiful Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra) Wonderful Kendra Make her appear! If you want a girl the girl you want is Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra) Very hot Kendra! (Very hot, very hot) Go tell Kendra I'm waiting here! Here's the problem Every minute every second that I wait Might be too late So lets face it, if I ever had a chance the time is now So who cares how? Just do your best! And I won't bother you again and thats a promise Guaranteed! So you can help me out and we can both do very well Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell It's up to you, you've got a choice, you've got incentive To succeed! Yes I know it sounds insane! Jerry Lewis can explain! You've got to help me Evan Help me Evan Help me Evan Help me Evan Get Me What I Neeeeeeeeeed Evan: I'll try! Archie: I knew you would.